ebay: Ark of the Covenant

[Akumulator]

Here (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=553&item=4152081586&rd=1)

Current bid -- $99,999,999.00

5 days, 12 hours left. I'm getting it. :)

[alcimedes]

now that would be a conversation starter.

guest: So, what you got there?

me: Oh, just the Ark of the Covenant

guest: For real?

me: Yup, got it off ebay

guest: No way, you're full of shit

me: Nah man, it's legit

guest: Lemme see

me: Sure

guest: AHHHHHHHHHH My EYES ARE MELTING!!!! HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT HURTS!!!!!

me: Told you.




ok, on second thought that sounds like a mess. i think i'll pass.

[DMBand0026]

Haha. One of the funniest thing's I've read in a long while.

But you can't beat me in the bidding alcimedes, I've got a discover card ;)

[alcimedes]

sucker. :)

you need to get yourself one of these (http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/blackcard.asp).

http://crazykelvin.virtualave.net/wklythght/nov02/amex_black.jpg

[curiousuburb]

now that would be a conversation starter.

guest: So, what you got there?

me: Oh, just the Ark of the Covenant

guest: For real?

me: Yup, got it off ebay

guest: No way, you're full of shit

me: Nah man, it's legit

guest: Lemme see

me: Sure

guest: AHHHHHHHHHH My EYES ARE MELTING!!!! HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT HURTS!!!!!

me: Told you.




ok, on second thought that sounds like a mess. i think i'll pass.

but Perfect as a Mother-in-Law deterrent

Mount it vertically as a bathroom mirror and never have nosy guests again ;)

[Crusader]

Awww, too bad it's gone now. I thought it was in some government warehouse? Looks like the Iraqi war debt it too much, eh?

[stevegong]

what was it?

[murbot]

Uh, the Ark of the Covenant.

I tried bidding on it, but it wouldn't take my 100 million dollar bid.

Bastards.

[billybobsky]

:lol:

[murbot]

Damn, you can pick them up for under $100 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=4168318605&rd=1) now!

:D