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ast3r3x
2004-05-19, 21:36
:rolleyes: (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004230522,00.html) <-- That is the link

I'd love to hear how they thought it worked. This is ridiculous makes you wonder what their teen years were like.

It's like that couple that don't even hold hands because they think they'll get sexual thoughts.
billybobsky
2004-05-19, 21:37
yes yes you are... sorry man, but the mods prevented us from saying anything until you asked...
addabox
2004-05-19, 21:43
But thank God it's finally out in the open. Let the taunting begin.
_Ω_
2004-05-19, 21:44
sleeping together =! sleeping together

:D
alcimedes
2004-05-19, 21:59
i can just imagine:

"so how often do you guys sleep together?"

"every single night for 8 YEARS!"

"woah. and you're not knocked up?"
murbot
2004-05-19, 22:03
They're just too embarassed to admit they've been doing it in the ass all this time.
Wickers
2004-05-19, 22:11
I heard this story when I was younge:

A very overweight man and woman went to a doctor to see why they can't seem to have a child. After a long look over by the doctor... he concluded that the problem was that the man was never "hitting the right spot" and had been "doing" a fold of fat. They were married for nine years before seeing the doctor.
Crusader
2004-05-19, 22:14
Where's my friggin :lol: ?

Oh man, I thought sex was like, instinctive. And thanks for the mental imagery there \/\/ickes :eek:
709
2004-05-19, 22:36
I heard this story when I was younge:

A very overweight man and woman went to a doctor to see why they can't seem to have a child. After a long look over by the doctor... he concluded that the problem was that the man was never "hitting the right spot" and had been "doing" a fold of fat. They were married for nine years before seeing the doctor.Where is Mr. Pushy Eyes when you need him??? :groan: :mrpushyeyes:
Tiger
2004-05-19, 23:16
.. or maybe she never got pregnant because she didn't swallow it?
murbot
2004-05-19, 23:16
What, you guys don't know the ol' fat broad motto?

"Pick a fold and f**k it."

Well, maybe we had a unique group of guys in high school/college.

:D
SledgeHammer
2004-05-20, 00:46
Man, I'd forgotten about that one. I haven't heard that since at least high school. Maybe (sadly) earlier.
thegelding
2004-05-20, 00:49
damn, the thread title threw me, i thought you all were talking about me behind my back

signed
thegelding


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SledgeHammer
2004-05-20, 22:30
Had to throw the wrench in things: http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp
Argento
2004-05-21, 02:30
They're just too embarassed to admit they've been doing it in the ass all this time.

<-- laughing smiley.
Wickers
2004-05-21, 09:11
Had to throw the wrench in things: http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

wow...

What ever happened to instinct?
craiger77
2004-05-23, 01:43
On another message board where I saw this story posted some German speakers posted that they attempted to track down this story and found no reference to it in any German language news site online. Seems just another Urban Legend.