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Freewell
2009-05-11, 15:23
To say I have been wiped out lately is an understatement of epic proportions! Soo I got to thinking, what someone needs to invent is an *actual* Nap-In-A-Box! NOOOO... NOT a pine box!!!!!!!! Just the kind where you add, say 1/2 cup water and stir for 2 minutes and Voila... Instant Nap!!! Not talking substances here... More like a wave of a magic wand that instantly racks up X number of hours of sleep for you! Just think of the possibilities of this one... Whip out one these bad boys next time you find yourself nodding off at work, or getting bleary-eyed on a long drive... and POOF, Fresh as new!!!

Somehow though, I just can't see Pfizer coming out with this one... It would eliminate the need for over half their other crap!!!

Brad
2009-05-11, 18:16
Actually, I think they have made that.

It's called caffeine.

:p

Kickaha
2009-05-11, 18:17
IheartilyrecommeditinfactImusingitrightnow

ast3r3x
2009-05-11, 19:44
Why struggle with caffeine when you can abuse modern medical science (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil)

murbot
2009-05-11, 19:47
Currently on order:

https://store.theonion.com/img/uploads/527

Kickaha
2009-05-11, 20:43
That. Is. Awesome.

Freewell
2009-05-14, 11:05
Just what the Doc ordered... Now if they only offered .99 cent refills!!! :D

http://criticalmas.smugmug.com/photos/330197768_vN7fU-S.jpg