Kickaha
2004-07-15, 11:49
Just overheard the following in the hallway outside my office, between a copier repairman and one of our IT guys.
IT: "You guys have those GPS trackers?"
CG: "Oh yeah. I hate them. Refuse to drive one of those trucks."
IT: "But you gotta, right?"
CG: "Hell no, do what I did. Take the truck out, get two or three speeding tickets in a couple of weeks, really hammer it to them. They take the truck away and 'make' you use your own vehicle."
IT: "Slick!"
CG: "Yeah, now I can head to the strip bar for lunch, and no one's the wiser."
Ah, technology... it's amazing how much it helps our lives...
IT: "You guys have those GPS trackers?"
CG: "Oh yeah. I hate them. Refuse to drive one of those trucks."
IT: "But you gotta, right?"
CG: "Hell no, do what I did. Take the truck out, get two or three speeding tickets in a couple of weeks, really hammer it to them. They take the truck away and 'make' you use your own vehicle."
IT: "Slick!"
CG: "Yeah, now I can head to the strip bar for lunch, and no one's the wiser."
Ah, technology... it's amazing how much it helps our lives...