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mattf
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Devonshire - nearly twinned with Narnia
 
2006-04-07, 04:07

A simile I use far too often (usually in relation to a server):
Up and down like a tart's knickers

A metaphor (Australian in origin, I think):
(Sh/H)e couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dead dog's arse (The British equivalent of that is probably "(Sh/H)e couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery")
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