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mattf
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Devonshire - nearly twinned with Narnia
 
2006-04-08, 08:53

Quote:
Originally Posted by turbulentfurball
Neither a metaphor nor a simile
Where's the two-fingered-salute smilie when you want it?

I knew that when I wrote it, but couldn't be bothered rewording it as:
As classy as a man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Better?
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