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Xaqtly
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Join Date: May 2004
 
2011-07-15, 17:48

I will not play your silly game
I will not play it in the rain
I will not play it in my car
I will not play it in a bar

I will not play it with a mouse
I will not play it with my spouse
I will not play it in my head
I will not play it in my bed

Why must I play this game of yours?
I'd rather watch some Jersey Shores
Or maybe disembowel myself
And place my bowels upon a shelf

Sorry, I guess that I went overboard
This is no place for Jersey Shore
So yes, I will now play your game
There's nothing wrong with going insane

I like this chance to rhyme and mutter
Like Paula Deen eats sticks of butter
It lets my inner weirdness out
But on a leash, with sauerkraut

It's just because I'm Friday-prone
An hour away from going home
The crazies tend to wiggle out
And murgle pflarrg combusti-pout

My flavor's more satirical
Less Dr. Seuss and more Weird Al
The problem is I'm not as funny
My brain's not really fried, just runny

So I'll stop here if you don't mind
Of course you don't, that's being kind
But I'm all wired and full of sass
So you, my friends, can kiss my grits.
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