ok, lets try some out.
Kissing her was like a garbage truck getting hit by an onion train (used ina creative writing class)
as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
you can't swing a dead cat in downtown fredonia without hitting an english major.. (ok, ok, it just needed to be here, ok?)
tastes like lake erie water
as potent as a virgin rum and coke
i need that like i need ass zits
phony as a three dollar bill
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