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Windswept
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
 
2006-04-07, 14:10

~ He couldn't find his ass with both hands.

~ Running around like a man with a paper ass in a forest fire.

(Yeah, that one sucks. )

~ Clinging as tight as a tick in a hound-dog's ear.

(Okay, I just made that one up. )

~ You can put that where the sun don't shine.

( Always loved 'that' old favorite. )

~ As old as dirt.

~ Dumb as a box of rocks.
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