EDIT: eh, screw it...I'm tired of bitching about it. There's obviously a problem somewhere, and everything on my end - hardware and software - is set the way it should be.
I know that Siri is under beta. Is iCloud Mail/Notification Center too and I just somehow missed the announcement?
Gonna go check and see if
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