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murbot
Hoonigan
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2006-04-07, 14:20

Hmm, a few that spring to mind:

Tighter than a warped door.

Useless as tits on a boar.

He's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Have to piss like a racehorse.

Hit him so hard his kids will die.
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