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Back on AppleInsider a long time ago we had a thread about cats and watermelons and Steve Jobs. To commemorate that silliness I fused all the stuff into one signature "Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon". CoolToddHunter IM'd me asking about the quote. Turns out that the original was from a movie:
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I shot the sherrif.
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yes. it was very odd. i liked it.
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I remember someone saying: "I always wanted a watermelon in the shape of a cat. Sadly, instead, I have a cat in the shape of a watermelon." In a similar thread. I used it as a startup screen for my dad's work PC.
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hm. maybe there's a bonsai watermelon enthusiasts' group somewhere on the net
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I wonder if they make watermelon flavored kitty chow? Or watermelon scented kitty litter?
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Watermelon is especially good this time of year.
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I once ate a whole watermelon.
And then I really had to peeee. |
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Have you ever heard of 'the aristrocrats' joke which features a cat, steve jobs, and a watermelon?
Tee hee hee... |
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// Thread rises from the dead
BRAINS! must eat BRAINS!!! oooOOOOOoooo! I just had to give this a bump from hell to add this cool gem I found yesterday: |
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GABRIEL OROZCO ate Steve Jobs!
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Space Pirate
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thissj;l does nots helpa that I am drunak
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Space Pirate
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Noa no noh thi sis freaking meo ut a lot. WHY IS THISHE RE???? thanks to clairmotn
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
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Avi Tevanian's cat pooped a watermelon yesterday.
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My cat still has a hangover.
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^^ So close ^^
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It's not every day you see a cat standing in a lake, rolling a watermelon. God bless the interweb.
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Space Pirate
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^^^ what he said ^^^
And WOW!!! What a great shot!! ... |
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Look at the tail... that's no cat... it's a raccoon in disguise!
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I wonder if the raccoon stole the watermelon from the cat before or after it attacked fermilab?
http://motls.blogspot.com/2006/05/ra...-fermilab.html |
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It's the great cat-coon-mellon Photoshop caper of ot-9, sonny!
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It's a Maine Coon!!!
(no, really, it is) *note: I suggest we leave the meme as-is, as saying "coon's watermelon" would make everyone here sound like my father. So it goes. Last edited by 709 : 2009-04-09 at 09:15. |
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OK Mr. Sunshine!
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We found out that our cat's a maine coon thanks to your link! Wow!
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I fucking LOVE Maine Coons! My family adopted a stray and he's one of the most mellow, easygoing cats on the planet. And he's really big - around 15 lbs, and during the winter he gets that huge fluffy winter coat.
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Me too. My precious Kitty-Gato is a Maine Coon (also a previous stray), but on the runt-end at a svelte 10lbs. In fact, when Googling Maine Coons for a link I had a Holy Shit moment scrolling down the wiki page, as the white cat near the bottom is nearly Poopy's twin (except Gato is odd-eyed and has a couple small black splotches).
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Biggest, friendliest cat I've ever encountered was a Maine Coon. You could pick him up or roll him over and scratch his belly like a dog, and he loved it. If you wanted to pet the thing for half an hour, it would let you. The thing *never* got testy or swatted at you for petting it, and almost never ran away from people unless there was a ton of racket going on (party or something). If I ever get a cat it WILL be a Maine Coon. You could even take the thing to the vet and he was like "OK man, whatever... just give me some more food when we come back."
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