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View Poll Results: Do you fold or scrunch?
Fold 18 66.67%
Scrunch 9 33.33%
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Eugene
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Join Date: May 2004
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2004-06-29, 19:50

Well?
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Kickaha
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2004-06-29, 19:55

Fold. If it's going 'gainst my heinie, it's gotta be smoooooooth.

Scrunchin's for heathens.
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Luca
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Join Date: May 2004
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2004-06-29, 19:57

Folded for a long time, got into scrunching about two years ago, and now I'm starting to kinda fold-scrunch. It really depends on how things are going back there. And I shall say no more.
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oldmacfan
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2004-06-29, 20:21

Wadding I say Wadding...
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psgamer0921
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2004-06-29, 20:24

It always took too long to fold, so I just scrunch
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billybobsky
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Join Date: May 2004
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2004-06-29, 20:29

just wrap the fooking paper around your hand
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autodata
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2004-06-29, 20:55

Mark me down as a heathen.
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709
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2004-06-29, 21:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by billybobsky
just wrap the fooking paper around your hand
WORD.

Scrunching? Are you serious? I'll bet the inside of your undies get 'printed' daily with a friggin' relief map of Colorado.
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Luca
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2004-06-29, 22:15

Dude, he's talking about toilet paper, not underwear.
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propellerhead
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2004-06-29, 22:23

Quote:
Originally Posted by billybobsky
just wrap the fooking paper around your hand
"Credit Approved!"

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Neø
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2004-06-29, 23:09

what is this fvkin' thread about?

-Neø
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dviant
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Join Date: May 2004
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2004-06-29, 23:15

It's about not getting poop on your hand Neo.

I'm a switch hitter. Sometimes its fold something its scrunch. Whatever gets the job done I say.
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Neø
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2004-06-29, 23:17

Fold.

-Neø
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Moogs
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2004-06-29, 23:56

Hell I dunno, I just pull a strip off the roller grip it such that my hand is covered and wipe my arse with it... don't really sit around and ponder the most efficient wiping shape for a bunch of toilet paper.



Just remember to wash your hands you dirty bastards.


...into the light of a dark black night.
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709
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2004-06-30, 06:53

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luca
Dude, he's talking about toilet paper, not underwear.
Yes, I know. 'Scrunching' allows for tiny little shit streaks to propagate on the ass. Hence the 'printing' on ones tighty-whities.
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Luca
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2004-06-30, 08:17

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709
Yes, I know. 'Scrunching' allows for tiny little shit streaks to propagate on the ass. Hence the 'printing' on ones tighty-whities.


Not the way I do it.
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Moogs
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2004-06-30, 08:50

Hey WTF? My latest poop poll has been CLOSED. Locked, shuttered up, digitally constipated. How am I supposed to drop my morning loaf now, HUH?!

CENSORSHIP at the new AldoNova.organic forums!! I can't take it anymore. I may not be able to crap now until I have my ADC membership complete with Tiger Previews. That'll get me so excited I'll crap like a goose....

...into the light of a dark black night.
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Luca
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2004-06-30, 09:02

I'm SOOOO close to locking this one. But I won't... yet.

This is so shitty

MORE BOOBIES!
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709
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2004-06-30, 09:13

Heh heh. Moogs said poop poll. Heh heh heh.
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Moogs
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2004-06-30, 09:26



Please for the love of God, lock all poo threads now... before it's too late!
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Moogs
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2004-06-30, 18:42

It's the only one left... kill. KILL IT! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!

you know you want to.
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Escher
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington, DC
 
2004-06-30, 19:23

What a question!

Now you just have to ask whether we go Back-to-Front or Front-to-Back to figure out who here is a boy or a girl.

BTW: I fold. You shouldn't have to scrunch because TP is usually already textured.

Escher

I've been waiting for a true sub-PowerBook for more than 10 years. The 11-inch MacBook Air finally delivers on all counts! It beats the hell out of both my PowerBook 2400c and my 12-inch PowerBook G4 -- no contest whatsoever.
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Res
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2004-06-30, 21:58

I fold, making several layers between my hand and the target.
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art jrk
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Join Date: May 2004
 
2004-07-01, 13:57

Fold then wipe. Fold some more, wipe again. Repeat. Next sheet.

This same discussion came up in a discussion with some friends on another message board. I also added this footnote. I like to take a couple of squares, fold them neatly, place them between the cheeks and leave them there. It helps to muffle the occasional toots that may come later.

...obviously less than perfect. :\
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