View Poll Results: Do you fold or scrunch? | |||
Fold | 18 | 66.67% | |
Scrunch | 9 | 33.33% | |
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll |
careful with axes
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Hillsborough, CA
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Well?
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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Fold. If it's going 'gainst my heinie, it's gotta be smoooooooth.
Scrunchin's for heathens. |
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ಠ_ರೃ
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Folded for a long time, got into scrunching about two years ago, and now I'm starting to kinda fold-scrunch. It really depends on how things are going back there. And I shall say no more.
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Mile 1
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Wadding I say Wadding...
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
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It always took too long to fold, so I just scrunch
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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just wrap the fooking paper around your hand
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hustlin
Join Date: May 2004
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Mark me down as a heathen.
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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Scrunching? Are you serious? I'll bet the inside of your undies get 'printed' daily with a friggin' relief map of Colorado. |
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ಠ_ರೃ
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Dude, he's talking about toilet paper, not underwear.
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what is this fvkin' thread about?
-Neø |
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Lord of the Spoiler
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Lost
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It's about not getting poop on your hand Neo.
I'm a switch hitter. Sometimes its fold something its scrunch. Whatever gets the job done I say. |
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Fold.
-Neø |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Hell I dunno, I just pull a strip off the roller grip it such that my hand is covered and wipe my arse with it... don't really sit around and ponder the most efficient wiping shape for a bunch of toilet paper.
Just remember to wash your hands you dirty bastards. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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ಠ_ರೃ
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Not the way I do it. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Hey WTF? My latest poop poll has been CLOSED. Locked, shuttered up, digitally constipated. How am I supposed to drop my morning loaf now, HUH?!
CENSORSHIP at the new AldoNova.organic forums!! I can't take it anymore. I may not be able to crap now until I have my ADC membership complete with Tiger Previews. That'll get me so excited I'll crap like a goose.... ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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ಠ_ರೃ
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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I'm SOOOO close to locking this one. But I won't... yet.
This is so shitty MORE BOOBIES! |
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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Heh heh. Moogs said poop poll. Heh heh heh.
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Please for the love of God, lock all poo threads now... before it's too late! |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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It's the only one left... kill. KILL IT! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!
you know you want to. |
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Sub-PowerBook Lobbyist
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington, DC
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What a question!
Now you just have to ask whether we go Back-to-Front or Front-to-Back to figure out who here is a boy or a girl. BTW: I fold. You shouldn't have to scrunch because TP is usually already textured. Escher I've been waiting for a true sub-PowerBook for more than 10 years. The 11-inch MacBook Air finally delivers on all counts! It beats the hell out of both my PowerBook 2400c and my 12-inch PowerBook G4 -- no contest whatsoever. |
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I fold, making several layers between my hand and the target.
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Member
Join Date: May 2004
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Fold then wipe. Fold some more, wipe again. Repeat. Next sheet.
This same discussion came up in a discussion with some friends on another message board. I also added this footnote. I like to take a couple of squares, fold them neatly, place them between the cheeks and leave them there. It helps to muffle the occasional toots that may come later. ...obviously less than perfect. :\ |
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