[Kickaha]

I keep *telling* you it's a bad idea, but you wouldn't listen would you?

Maybe you'll listen to the talking bullfrog in the tree!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY6jjFfzB-E

[Windowsrookie]

wow.

[billybobsky]

scratt, you should watch this...



So the moral of the story is that black children shouldn't shit out doors so that white children won't get worms.

Edit: I am of course joking, but it seems to imply that only blacks have worms, and every time they talk about prevention from getting worms they show white children.

[Jerman]

I loved how they showed kids eating dirt and sand when saying not to... Got such a kick out of this! Too bad there's no way to download it. I've found some really funny old stuff on archive.org, but this definitely beats most of it.

[turbulentfurball]

I guess the moral of the story is, be careful about what you put into your mouth

I can't believe I saw innuendo in an educational movie for children.

That aside, If I had seen that when I was a kid, I would have been traumatised. I know I would have cried, and probably developed a hand washing OCD.

[eventhorizon]

In Safari, go to Window -> Activity. You'll see a file that is loading that is about 15 MB. Go ahead and option double click it.

[Moogs]

I grew up in the south but I don't remember seeing that one in grammar school. Of course, I may have killed that brain cell cluster in college with one of the many beer drinking double-blind studies I participated in, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.

"When you use the out-of-doors for a bathroom..." out-of-doors

Southerners are funny when they try to sound proper.

[pscates2.0]

Funny how? How are we funny? We're here to amuse you? What about us is so funny?

[turbulentfurball]

This is why:

AHMA (contraction).
Usage: "Ahma gonna sit rat cheer til foe the safnoon."

ANHEUSER (phrase). Question pertaining to one's condition. Often mistaken by Yankees for a brewing company.
Usage: "How's yer ma?" "Good." "Anheuser pa?" "Fan."

HAKE (noun). A financial document.
Usage: "I left my money at home ... kin I write ya a chake instead?"

EVER WHAT (interjection). Whatever.
Usage: "C'mawn down tuh Runnie Marchunt furniture, whar we got ever whut cha need."

[Moogs]

See, I wasn't making it up. Even the British ( ) know what I'm talking about.

"We goin' to tha mall, yount-to?"

[Kickaha]

Download, feh - you can buy it in glorious DVD for your collection!

http://www.avgeeks.com/

I know the guy who runs this, Skip, and he has this *INSANELY* huge collection of old films like this. His slogan is "Have over 18,000 films, will travel." He's not exaggerating. This is his *life*. If you're in the Raleigh, NC or Austin, TX areas, he does regular showings. These things are fucking hilarious, and show just how fucked up we make our kids through 'good intentions'... or just sheer idiocy and incompetence in filmmaking.

And yeah, but when the accent is SO BAD, it's funny. T'ain't jus' Sutherners tho... I'm going to get my ass kicked up here in NY sometime because I think that 'youse' is one of the worst manglings of English I've ever heard, and can't help but giggle.

God help me if I ever go into the Bronx.

[Moogs]

Or Brooklyn. Or parts of Chicago.

[murbot]

I really appreciate how my name pops up in these types of threads.

I love you guys.

[Kickaha]

Someone's gotta shove some kultur up north... (Oh, and just think of it as 'oot-of-doors' and it'll make more sense. )

I keed! I keed!