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billybobsky · 2006-05-18, 21:48

I am otherwise dispensed come sunday and if my quick google calculations are correct, Brad's momentous moment will occur sometime next week. Here is to the most useful 10^4 posts anyone could hope to have. Thanks, Brad (and the rest of the moderator/administrative gang) for two years of excellent admonsterating and 10000 pieces of insight.

Now where did I leave my chips?

Windowsrookie · 2006-05-18, 21:50

Cheater! You can't start the thread untill he actually gets 10,000 posts!

billybobsky · 2006-05-18, 21:51

I won't be here.

I thought we could get this party started early...

Only the coolest people have parties started for them before special occasions...

MrENGLISH™ · 2006-05-18, 21:55

What NEW and EXCITING user privileges do you receive for reaching 10,000 posts (other than bragging rights

)

billybobsky · 2006-05-18, 21:59

You get a three month reprieve from administrative tasks and hand the keys over to murbot and alcimedes...

Soon thereafter AN looks like this:

Brad · 2006-05-18, 22:01

I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.

MrENGLISH™ · 2006-05-18, 22:02

BRAD!!! YOU DELETED YOUR COUNT (almost)

Windowsrookie · 2006-05-18, 22:04

Brad shuts down the servers for a day, and forwards us to microsoft.com and we all go crazy thinking the site has been hacked by some microsoft freak. Then we clog up AI with threads about how AN is down. Soon after that many people are banned from AI. Then the news is posted on digg, and engadget saying Bill gates hacked applenova. Then AN comes backup the next day and Brad totally ignors the fact that it ever happend.

No!!!!!! Brad's account is evaporating into the intraweb as we speak. Features are slowly being removed soon we will be back to the April fools theme.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Wyatt · 2006-05-18, 22:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.

Beautiful. Now all the n00bs will be like, "how did this Brad guy get to be in charge with only 17 posts?" Then you will ban them.

Mugge · 2006-05-19, 02:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by windowsrookie

Brad shuts down the servers for a day, and forwards us to microsoft.com and we all go crazy thinking the site has been hacked by some microsoft freak. Then we clog up AI with threads about how AN is down. Soon after that many people are banned from AI. Then the news is posted on digg, and engadget saying Bill gates hacked applenova. Then AN comes backup the next day and Brad totally ignors the fact that it ever happend.

No!!!!!! Brad's account is evaporating into the intraweb as we speak. Features are slowly being removed soon we will be back to the April fools theme.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Wrao · 2006-05-19, 02:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.

I dunno brad, restarting your post count at 10,000 kinda implies that you were your post count, and you still are, for it to matter that much. To really drive that point home, perhaps you should just have it programmed to display a random post count each time a page loads. If that's even possible. I mean, I dig it and all, but still...

chucker · 2006-05-19, 03:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.

Make mine negative.

curiousuburb · 2006-05-19, 06:14

It's the Y10K bug!

Doofus programmers only allowed a 4 digit postcount variable... Oh N0ES!!!11¡¡1!

drewprops · 2006-05-19, 06:40

I think that our postcounts should be shifted to octal.

Oompa Loompa · 2006-05-19, 06:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.

Hi junior, welcome to AppleNova.

murbot · 2006-05-19, 07:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by windowsrookie

Then we clog up AI with threads about how AN is down. Soon after that many people are banned from AI.

Actually I'm thinking that kind of shit should get people a ban here, too.

(very lame stuff)

Moogs · 2006-05-19, 07:56

Can I have my post count perpetually stuck at 1?

Banana · 2006-05-19, 09:07

If there's no love for post counts, then why not just disable it? Have user title available based on join date instead?

CoolToddHunter · 2006-05-19, 09:34

Does this mean that Brad can't post in Bazaar anymore?

Wyatt · 2006-05-19, 09:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewprops

I think that our postcounts should be shifted to octal.

Nope. Binary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoolToddHunter

Does this mean that Brad can't post in Bazaar anymore?

Good question! Brad? Can you?

wecallitfall · 2006-05-19, 10:05

Brad is the AN Chuck Norris, he can post where he wants when he wants

....and if he can't a small kitten dies

billybobsky · 2006-05-19, 10:08

small?

Almost wecalitfall... almost...

Wrao · 2006-05-19, 10:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucker

Make mine negative.

why? if you've don't got anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all.

billybobsky · 2006-05-19, 10:23

Where are the chips? Dip?

Is no one else going to celebrate Brad's 25 post?

Banana · 2006-05-19, 10:53

Well, I have some post-it notes... a glass of water, and a flashlight...

Yeah, we're good.

chucker · 2006-05-19, 12:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrao

why? if you've don't got

Booze?

Quote:

anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all.

I always have nice things to say

Robo · 2006-05-19, 14:54

Happy, er...25th post, Brad.

Luca · 2006-05-19, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by wecallitfall

Brad is the AN Chuck Norris

He's old, overdone and not funny anymore?

LudwigVan · 2006-05-19, 15:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca

He's old, overdone and not funny anymore?

Brad, or Chuck "I May Add A Second Facial Expression To My Acting Arsenal...Some Day" Norris?

Brad · 2006-05-19, 15:21

Quote:

10^4 10^5

T,FTFY.

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MrENGLISH™ HerrDEUTSCH™ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA	2006-05-18, 21:55 What NEW and EXCITING user privileges do you receive for reaching 10,000 posts (other than bragging rights )
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billybobsky Dr. Mad MAD Scientist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-05-18, 21:59 You get a three month reprieve from administrative tasks and hand the keys over to murbot and alcimedes... Soon thereafter AN looks like this: Poisonous Member since 2004.
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Brad Selfish Heathen Join Date: May 2004 Location: Zone of Pain	2006-05-18, 22:01 I refuse to hit 10000. I've willed it so. End of discussion.
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curiousuburb Antimatter Man Join Date: May 2004 Location: that interweb thing	2006-05-19, 06:14 It's the Y10K bug! Doofus programmers only allowed a 4 digit postcount variable... Oh N0ES!!!11¡¡1!
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drewprops Magnificent Basturd™ Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2006-05-19, 06:40 I think that our postcounts should be shifted to octal.
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Moogs Likes the Hosket Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Home Office	2006-05-19, 07:56 Can I have my post count perpetually stuck at 1?
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Banana is the next Chiquita Join Date: Feb 2005	2006-05-19, 09:07 If there's no love for post counts, then why not just disable it? Have user title available based on join date instead?
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CoolToddHunter Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: 5 minutes from SouthPoint	2006-05-19, 09:34 Does this mean that Brad can't post in Bazaar anymore?
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-05-19, 10:05 Brad is the AN Chuck Norris, he can post where he wants when he wants ....and if he can't a small kitten dies
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billybobsky Dr. Mad MAD Scientist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-05-19, 10:08 small? Almost wecalitfall... almost...
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billybobsky Dr. Mad MAD Scientist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-05-19, 10:23 Where are the chips? Dip? Is no one else going to celebrate Brad's 25 post?
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Banana is the next Chiquita Join Date: Feb 2005	2006-05-19, 10:53 Well, I have some post-it notes... a glass of water, and a flashlight... Yeah, we're good.
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Robo Formerly Roboman, still Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: on twitter! @werejack	2006-05-19, 14:54 Happy, er...25th post, Brad.
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