Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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As if everything else she does isn't already amazing, this one tops it all. Check out her latest brilliant creation, soon to be presiding over my desk at work.
I'm a truly lucky guy. I know you're all jealous. Deal with it. The quality of this board depends on the quality of the posts. The only way to guarantee thoughtful, informative discussion is to write thoughtful, informative posts. AppleNova is not a real-time chat forum. You have time to compose messages and edit them before and after posting. |
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Subdued and Medicated
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That is too cool. Makes me want to dust off the 'ol cloning machine and steal some hair. (But in a very-jealous-but-not-creepy way. )
Add more pics and put that on digg or something. |
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Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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Subdued and Medicated
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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I knew you were one of those pirates....
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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Truly the sign of a goddess....
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Avast!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
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Brad, I didn't know you were a fellow Pastafarian. My brother ran the last Marine Corp. Marathon in a running shirt with an iron-on of the mighty FSM on the front and "Touched by his noodly apendage" on the back. You could say that we are "true" believers.
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That reminds me of those souless thing that are in little mermaid. And those things are freaky.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: State of Flux
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I'll tell you one thing, she's got beautiful eyes!
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Uh.
What is that thing? Sorry for asking a potentially stupid question. |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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That, m'laddy-o, is what we calls the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM for short.
I'm personally a Methodist pirate, and hence looked down upon by my fellow privateers.... you know how picky people are about their religions.... and quasi-religions like the Earth Is Too Getting Warmer Dammit Society and the Society for the Prevention to Cruelty to Britney Spears. . Last edited by drewprops : 2007-03-22 at 04:51. |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Melbourne
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Nice, but not as cool as the Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh). I bet she couldn't knit a replica of Her
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Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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Isn't he just *adorable*?
Avast! Of course! Last edited by Brad : 2007-03-22 at 07:54. Reason: Posts merged |
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Finally a deity for us atheists. Hmmm... I suppose Al Gore is pro-pirates then? Why does this forum always make me think of Francis Ottoman? |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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That is indeed a sign of awesome wifeness, Brad. What did you do to deserve a woman like that anyway? She can't possibly know the real you or she wouldn't have agreed to that whole marriage thing.
...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Arizona
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too bad you cant eat it
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Indianapolis
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I've gotta say, I thought this thread was going in a totally different direction when I saw the title.
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Me too. I was predicting a Murbot "Yah tell me about it" in the first three respones. But when none appeared, I couldn't go that route so I decided to cooperate.
...into the light of a dark black night. |
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On Pacific time
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Spag.
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Avast!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
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It is little known fact that the FSM is responsible for what "scientists" have termed "gravity." You want "proof" you say? Start here: it is well known that the human race has grown taller over time, alongside a growing population. Now, normally, with an increased population, we would see decreased resources for growing taller--more people, less food, less overall height. But instead, as the population grew, people grew taller. Strange. Very Strange.
How does this confirm that the FSM is responsible for gravity, you ask? Well, because gravity is an effect of the FSM holding each of us to the ground with his noodly apendages, as the population grew, the FSM was less able to apply constant pressure to the head of each person, given its limited number of apendages. And, with less pressure holding each of us to the ground, each person has grown a little taller. Hence the correlation between population growth and average height. So today, as you don't fly off into space, give thanks to the mighty FSM and his noodly appendages. p.s. Brad, I bet your wife could go into business with knitting like that. That is, truly, awesome. |
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Murbot.
Also, its smaller than I imagined. My latest desk buddy is monkeh! which i got in a box of pgtips. http://www.flickr.com/photos/nick_wilkes/428526917/ |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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Dude, those aren't just pins, that's the wall's equalizer.
The background is the visualizer. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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remember it's not "Money talks" but actually "Gravity talks"
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Brad is just bringing in more backup. I'm sure his wife's new addition will kick that poor tank's ass soon enough. (and take its name, possibly chew gum also) |
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Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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Sweet son of a noodle!
I truly, truly am blessed. A whole convocation of FSMs has graced my home with its presence! (Spag's the one on the lower left, actually paying attention and looking at the camera. ) The quality of this board depends on the quality of the posts. The only way to guarantee thoughtful, informative discussion is to write thoughtful, informative posts. AppleNova is not a real-time chat forum. You have time to compose messages and edit them before and after posting. |
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On Pacific time
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
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I can tell that he has an 'exceptional' IQ. He must be a... Gemini. (Btw, I like thinking of him as 'Spaglet'. ) |
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Join Date: May 2004
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Thank you, Hermes!
I simply cannot read that without hearing that voice in my head. Hmm... Brad as Hermes... it kinda works... Murbot as Bender... I think I'm on to something here. (And hey, Hermes' wife was the hot one... ) The role of Nibbler can be played whoever is the newest member... unless you just want to hand it to Messiahtosh... Your wife needs to sell those or something. $5 a pop, make it an impulse buy item. Oooooh, a whole market in FSM relics could erupt! |
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