[kscherer]

OK, so Indian Jones 4 is coming Memorial Day, 2008. Anyone want to take stabs at the title?

The "working title" is "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods". Sounds fishy to me, especially considering it came from the "Supershadow" website.

I like "Indian Jones and the Bloodsuckers from Hell"

Any takers?

[zippy]

How about "Indiana Jones and the 'Oops I Crapped My Pants' Bandits"

[kscherer]

Originally Posted by zippy How about "Indiana Jones and the 'Oops I Crapped My Pants' Bandits"

Now that's rich!

[Fahrenheit]

Indiana Jones and the f**snnoooree**

Sorry, I find IJ really boring. I don't know why, and I feel bad for it. Like how I get bored by Star Wars.

[curiousuburb]

Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Medicated Ointment

[Wyatt]

Indiana Jones and the Search for a Decent Olympic Logo

[Xaqtly]

Indiana Jones 4: Short Round's Revenge

[kieran]

Indiana Jones 4: I Should Have Quit While I Was Ahead

[zippy]

Indiana Jones and the Medicaide Claims Department

Indiana Jones and the Abusive Orderly

Indiana Jones and the Last Wheelchair Race

Indiana Jones and the Little Blue Pill


these things just write themselves...


Indiana Jones and the pscates review

Indiana Jones and the Naggy Hag in Room 212 With Boobs Down To Her Knees

[ThunderPoit]

I used to have a room mate who was such an obsessive nerd with these movies. He got into a debate with me claiming that Indiana Jones and his dad were now both immortal because of the last movie, even though the knight said its effects only lasted within the temple.
I took about 30 seconds to realize how stupid the argument was and just said "whatever" and left the room.

I mean, I find the movies entertaining, but some people need to get a grip.

[drewprops]

Don't make me go get my Indiana Jones action figures out of storage you bitches. That and my 12' bullwhip. Yes, I have one. Yes, it's 12' long and yes you could probably make it pop AFTER taking the skin off your ear a few times.

[Windowsrookie]

Indiana Jones in, Hip replacement!

[709]

Originally Posted by Farenheit Sorry, I find IJ really boring. I don't know why, and I feel bad for it. Like how I get bored by Star Wars.

Brad and I are on a plane right now coming over to kick your sorry arse.

[drewprops]

I'm walking.
....to conserve my rage (mixed with pity)...

[Windowsrookie]

Don't anger drew. He throws poop.

[Banana]

Wait... he's a chimp?

Shit, they're advancing faster than I thought....

[drewprops]

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That's laser-guided robotic poo I'm throwin' at you!
But seriously, on the topic of Indiana Jones 4.... it'll be the biggest thing since the coming of the new Star Wars movies, except maybe somebody will sit on George to keep him from doing something daft. For me it's all about how my generation REALLY identifies with Harrison Ford..... you know?




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[Banana]

How exactly do you make a poop robotic and laser-guided?

As for the thread: I'd say "Indiana Jones meets Indiana Jones" starring Harrison Ford and Tom Selleck.

[Artap99]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[drewprops]

In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind seeing one of these stories....

Indiana Jones...

• and the Lost City of Atlantis
• and the Creeping Horror of Cthulu
• and the Lost Dynasty of T'ing Mai
• and the Hidden City of Shangri-La
• and the Last Pharaoh
• : Journey to the Center of the Earth
• : Temple at the Top of the World

[pscates2.0]

"Indiana Jones and the Sequel Nobody Asked For" (alternate title: "Get Off My Yard").

I've tried so, so hard...but I can't imagine this thing being anything I'd want to see. I've got major problems with excessive, unnecessary sequels and Harrison Ford, so you can understand my situation here...



Talk about milking the absolute last drop from something. Ugh. I can honestly say, sitting here, that I can't imagine myself seeing this. And that's saying something because I go to all that crazy midnight premiere stuff for other "event" movies a good bit.

[drewprops]

Paul, you seriously need to stop lying to yourself!!!!!!

When this movie hits the screens there's going to be a thread, started by you, written around 4am, after the midnight show lets out, that goes on for eighteen pages and has various links, hysterical old-man rants (which I'll feel came straight out of my own mouth) and side references to the host of starlets you keep on your Fantasy Harem League team.

[pscates2.0]

Nah, you're imagining things...I have no idea what you're talking about. You've got me confused with someone else.

Seriously, I'm beside myself about seeing "The Dark Knight" next summer. But I feel the same way toward "Indy IV" as I do this current Fantastic 4 sequel (or "Hostel 2")...which is "huh...who gives a rip?".

Not even a speck of genuine interest. Which is odd, considering...



Maybe as shooting goes on and I see photos and hear plot points and advance good word I'll change my tune, but as it stands right now the idea of a fourth Indy flick (again, that nobody is asking for and that seems really desperate and "tacked-on", considering how nicely the third one seemed to end things) is just a big nothing to me. That I've developed such a dislike for Ford over the years is going to factor in, because I don't even enjoy watching him on-screen anymore (for reasons I've given in that other thread a year or so ago). So when I don't "feel it" for the man playing the title character, that's asking a lot for me to put my arms around this thing...

[drewprops]

Looks like it was a good thing that I've missed Harry F's last spate of less-than-well-received films as I maintain our generation's hero worship of his on-screen persona....

[kscherer]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 Maybe as shooting goes on and I see photos and hear plot points and advance good word I'll change my tune, but as it stands right now the idea of a fourth Indy flick (again, that nobody is asking for and that seems really desperate and "tacked-on", considering how nicely the third one seemed to end things) is just a big nothing to me. That I've developed such a dislike for Ford over the years is going to factor in, because I don't even enjoy watching him on-screen anymore (for reasons I've given in that other thread a year or so ago). So when I don't "feel it" for the man playing the title character, that's asking a lot for me to put my arms around this thing...

Paul, you're showing our age, damnit!

Besides, wouldn't you just love to see a 60-something Indiana Jones hobbling along, wrinkled and tired, trying to escape from some chicken-headed, wild indian types? a hot, 20-ish, blonde bombshell in tow? I can hardly wait for the makeout scenes, myself!

And there's supposed to be some good ole' commies in this one. That should take you back a few years!

[curiousuburb]

BBC Radio Five Live yesterday reported that Sean Connery has turned town the chance to play Grandpa Jones in the 4th film. Claims he's enjoying retirement too much.

[Moogs]

Indiana Jones and the Rogaine Rebels

Indiana Jones and the Botox Brigade

Indiana Jones and the Last Box of Depends

Indiana Jones and the Franchise Afterbirth

Indiana Jones Can't Pay His Debts

[Foj]

Indiana Jones and the Finger of Doom!

[rampancy]

Heh, Supershadow. Whoever's behind that is one of the world's greatest internet trolls.

[chucker]

Indiana Jones and why it's called a trilogy