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MBHockey
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: New York
 
Old 2008-05-29, 17:42

I periodically go through my spam in Gmail to make sure something that shouldn't be getting marked as spam isn't. I laughed out loud when I saw this most recent spam message:



(The blurred out part is just the first half of my email address. I like to also randomly use Pixelmator to justify the purchase )

Maybe they're hoping you'll open it out of sheer curiosity?
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Capella
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Old 2008-05-29, 18:48

That's a fantastic subject line. I love it!
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curiousuburb
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Old 2008-05-30, 13:38

Quote:
Originally Posted by Today's SPAM
Your pinisc deservses to be bigger!
Gollum wants to sell us wang pills! Precioussssss!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Body of message
Using our pills you will have to make special section for your Lollipop in your swimming trunks !
No wait... maybe it's Mahir!
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MBHockey
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Old 2008-05-30, 23:17

hahah
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Dorian Gray
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Old 2008-06-02, 11:36

"Re: Jessica Alba loves it huge"

Useful to know when I get a moment with her.

An immense amount of my spam promises me a "massive love rod" that will "split her in two" or "make her pass out with multiple organisms [sic]", or perhaps "make her worship [my] manhood" for a mere $2.17 a pill. Alas, I doubt they ship to Europe.

Today I even got one to "pimp [my] one eyed snake". All with an "amazing increase in volume of ejaculate", of course. Hmm. Choices, choices.
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bassplayinMacFiend
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Old 2008-06-02, 12:23

"I being the pelagic duckweed." Best spam header ever (until someone here tops it, which I'm sure will happen in 3...2...1...).
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johnny5w
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Old 2008-06-02, 15:46

My recent favorite is "You look really stupid John".
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Yonzie
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Old 2008-06-02, 17:18

"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"
Internal...?
I'm not sure I'm into that...
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bassplayinMacFiend
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Old 2008-06-02, 17:59

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yonzie View Post
"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"
Internal...?
I'm not sure I'm into that...
Uh, how do you get to her G spot then, considering it's in, then up?
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Yonzie
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Old 2008-06-03, 16:09

Note the "all", which surely can't be achieved via the common holes in the human body.
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