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skates=grafs
Join Date: May 2005
Location: New York
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I periodically go through my spam in Gmail to make sure something that shouldn't be getting marked as spam isn't. I laughed out loud when I saw this most recent spam message:
![]() (The blurred out part is just the first half of my email address. I like to also randomly use Pixelmator to justify the purchase )Maybe they're hoping you'll open it out of sheer curiosity? ![]() |
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Dark Cat of the Sith
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That's a fantastic subject line. I love it!
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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skates=grafs
Join Date: May 2005
Location: New York
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hahah
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Paris, France
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"Re: Jessica Alba loves it huge"
Useful to know when I get a moment with her. ![]() An immense amount of my spam promises me a "massive love rod" that will "split her in two" or "make her pass out with multiple organisms [sic]", or perhaps "make her worship [my] manhood" for a mere $2.17 a pill. Alas, I doubt they ship to Europe. Today I even got one to "pimp [my] one eyed snake". All with an "amazing increase in volume of ejaculate", of course. Hmm. Choices, choices. |
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Banging the Bottom End
Join Date: Jun 2004
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"I being the pelagic duckweed." Best spam header ever (until someone here tops it, which I'm sure will happen in 3...2...1...).
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Denver, CO
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My recent favorite is "You look really stupid John".
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Mac Mini Maniac
Join Date: Sep 2005
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"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"
Internal...? I'm not sure I'm into that... ![]() |
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Banging the Bottom End
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Mac Mini Maniac
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Note the "all", which surely can't be achieved via the common holes in the human body.
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