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drewprops
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2005-07-01, 11:53

Back on AppleInsider a long time ago we had a thread about cats and watermelons and Steve Jobs. To commemorate that silliness I fused all the stuff into one signature "Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon". CoolToddHunter IM'd me asking about the quote. Turns out that the original was from a movie:

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Ah. I think the original sig was a reference to the movie Rubin & Ed, in which Rubin (repeatedly) states, "My cat can eat a whole watermelon." Funny how stuff like that warps on the internet...
Anybody else remember that thread?

Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon.
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2005-07-01, 11:55

yes. it was very odd. i liked it.
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2005-07-01, 12:52

I remember someone saying: "I always wanted a watermelon in the shape of a cat. Sadly, instead, I have a cat in the shape of a watermelon." In a similar thread. I used it as a startup screen for my dad's work PC.

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2005-07-01, 12:55

hm. maybe there's a bonsai watermelon enthusiasts' group somewhere on the net
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2005-07-01, 13:47

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2005-07-01, 13:57

I wonder if they make watermelon flavored kitty chow? Or watermelon scented kitty litter?
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2005-07-01, 20:53

Watermelon is especially good this time of year.
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2005-07-01, 21:13

I once ate a whole watermelon.

And then I really had to peeee.
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2005-07-01, 21:50

Have you ever heard of 'the aristrocrats' joke which features a cat, steve jobs, and a watermelon?

Tee hee hee...
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2006-03-30, 20:37

// Thread rises from the dead
BRAINS! must eat BRAINS!!! oooOOOOOoooo!

I just had to give this a bump from hell to add this cool gem I found yesterday:



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2006-03-30, 21:15

GABRIEL OROZCO ate Steve Jobs!
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2006-03-31, 01:43

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2006-03-31, 01:44

Noa no noh thi sis freaking meo ut a lot. WHY IS THISHE RE???? thanks to clairmotn
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2006-03-31, 02:10

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
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2006-03-31, 09:26

Avi Tevanian's cat pooped a watermelon yesterday.
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2006-03-31, 16:30

My cat still has a hangover.
BAD.
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2009-04-08, 14:28

^^ So close ^^
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2009-04-08, 20:51

It's not every day you see a cat standing in a lake, rolling a watermelon. God bless the interweb.
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2009-04-08, 22:12

^^^ what he said ^^^
And WOW!!! What a great shot!!


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2009-04-08, 22:32

Look at the tail... that's no cat... it's a raccoon in disguise!

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2009-04-08, 22:55

Awww

Raccoons are so cute <3

but gross because they like garbage.
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2009-04-08, 23:53

I wonder if the raccoon stole the watermelon from the cat before or after it attacked fermilab?

http://motls.blogspot.com/2006/05/ra...-fermilab.html
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2009-04-09, 04:08

wait...... Steve Jobs is a raccoon?

I am SO lost.....






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2009-04-09, 09:46

It's the great cat-coon-mellon Photoshop caper of ot-9, sonny!
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2009-04-09, 10:03

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Look at the tail... that's no cat... it's a raccoon in disguise!
It's a Maine Coon!!!

(no, really, it is)



*note: I suggest we leave the meme as-is, as saying "coon's watermelon" would make everyone here sound like my father.

So it goes.

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2009-04-09, 16:14

We found out that our cat's a maine coon thanks to your link! Wow!
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2009-04-09, 16:18

I fucking LOVE Maine Coons! My family adopted a stray and he's one of the most mellow, easygoing cats on the planet. And he's really big - around 15 lbs, and during the winter he gets that huge fluffy winter coat.
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2009-04-09, 18:25

Me too. My precious Kitty-Gato is a Maine Coon (also a previous stray), but on the runt-end at a svelte 10lbs. In fact, when Googling Maine Coons for a link I had a Holy Shit moment scrolling down the wiki page, as the white cat near the bottom is nearly Poopy's twin (except Gato is odd-eyed and has a couple small black splotches).

So it goes.
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2009-04-09, 19:22

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I fucking LOVE Maine Coons! My family adopted a stray and he's one of the most mellow, easygoing cats on the planet. And he's really big - around 15 lbs, and during the winter he gets that huge fluffy winter coat.
Biggest, friendliest cat I've ever encountered was a Maine Coon. You could pick him up or roll him over and scratch his belly like a dog, and he loved it. If you wanted to pet the thing for half an hour, it would let you. The thing *never* got testy or swatted at you for petting it, and almost never ran away from people unless there was a ton of racket going on (party or something). If I ever get a cat it WILL be a Maine Coon. You could even take the thing to the vet and he was like "OK man, whatever... just give me some more food when we come back."

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