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Old 2005-07-01, 10:53

Back on AppleInsider a long time ago we had a thread about cats and watermelons and Steve Jobs. To commemorate that silliness I fused all the stuff into one signature "Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon". CoolToddHunter IM'd me asking about the quote. Turns out that the original was from a movie:

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Ah. I think the original sig was a reference to the movie Rubin & Ed, in which Rubin (repeatedly) states, "My cat can eat a whole watermelon." Funny how stuff like that warps on the internet...
Anybody else remember that thread?

Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon.
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Old 2005-07-01, 10:55

yes. it was very odd. i liked it.
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Old 2005-07-01, 11:52

I remember someone saying: "I always wanted a watermelon in the shape of a cat. Sadly, instead, I have a cat in the shape of a watermelon." In a similar thread. I used it as a startup screen for my dad's work PC.

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Old 2005-07-01, 11:55

hm. maybe there's a bonsai watermelon enthusiasts' group somewhere on the net
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Old 2005-07-01, 12:47

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Old 2005-07-01, 12:57

I wonder if they make watermelon flavored kitty chow? Or watermelon scented kitty litter?
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Old 2005-07-01, 19:53

Watermelon is especially good this time of year.
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Old 2005-07-01, 20:13

I once ate a whole watermelon.

And then I really had to peeee.
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Old 2005-07-01, 20:50

Have you ever heard of 'the aristrocrats' joke which features a cat, steve jobs, and a watermelon?

Tee hee hee...
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Old 2006-03-30, 19:37

// Thread rises from the dead
BRAINS! must eat BRAINS!!! oooOOOOOoooo!

I just had to give this a bump from hell to add this cool gem I found yesterday:



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Old 2006-03-30, 20:15

GABRIEL OROZCO ate Steve Jobs!
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Old 2006-03-31, 00:43

thissj;l does nots helpa that I am drunak
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Old 2006-03-31, 00:44

Noa no noh thi sis freaking meo ut a lot. WHY IS THISHE RE???? thanks to clairmotn
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Old 2006-03-31, 01:10

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
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Old 2006-03-31, 08:26

Avi Tevanian's cat pooped a watermelon yesterday.
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Old 2006-03-31, 15:30

My cat still has a hangover.
BAD.
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Old 2009-04-08, 13:28

^^ So close ^^
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Old 2009-04-08, 19:51

It's not every day you see a cat standing in a lake, rolling a watermelon. God bless the interweb.
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Old 2009-04-08, 21:12

^^^ what he said ^^^
And WOW!!! What a great shot!!


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Old 2009-04-08, 21:32

Look at the tail... that's no cat... it's a raccoon in disguise!

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Old 2009-04-08, 21:55

Awww

Raccoons are so cute <3

but gross because they like garbage.
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Old 2009-04-08, 22:53

I wonder if the raccoon stole the watermelon from the cat before or after it attacked fermilab?

http://motls.blogspot.com/2006/05/ra...-fermilab.html
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Old 2009-04-09, 03:08

wait...... Steve Jobs is a raccoon?

I am SO lost.....






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Old 2009-04-09, 08:46

It's the great cat-coon-mellon Photoshop caper of ot-9, sonny!
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Old 2009-04-09, 09:03

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Look at the tail... that's no cat... it's a raccoon in disguise!
It's a Maine Coon!!!

(no, really, it is)



*note: I suggest we leave the meme as-is, as saying "coon's watermelon" would make everyone here sound like my father.

So it goes.

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Old 2009-04-09, 15:14

We found out that our cat's a maine coon thanks to your link! Wow!
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Old 2009-04-09, 15:18

I fucking LOVE Maine Coons! My family adopted a stray and he's one of the most mellow, easygoing cats on the planet. And he's really big - around 15 lbs, and during the winter he gets that huge fluffy winter coat.
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Old 2009-04-09, 17:25

Me too. My precious Kitty-Gato is a Maine Coon (also a previous stray), but on the runt-end at a svelte 10lbs. In fact, when Googling Maine Coons for a link I had a Holy Shit moment scrolling down the wiki page, as the white cat near the bottom is nearly Poopy's twin (except Gato is odd-eyed and has a couple small black splotches).

So it goes.
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Old 2009-04-09, 18:22

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I fucking LOVE Maine Coons! My family adopted a stray and he's one of the most mellow, easygoing cats on the planet. And he's really big - around 15 lbs, and during the winter he gets that huge fluffy winter coat.
Biggest, friendliest cat I've ever encountered was a Maine Coon. You could pick him up or roll him over and scratch his belly like a dog, and he loved it. If you wanted to pet the thing for half an hour, it would let you. The thing *never* got testy or swatted at you for petting it, and almost never ran away from people unless there was a ton of racket going on (party or something). If I ever get a cat it WILL be a Maine Coon. You could even take the thing to the vet and he was like "OK man, whatever... just give me some more food when we come back."

There was Duck Dynasty merchandise at the airport. Someone help me understand how it came to this.
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