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Crusader
2004-05-19, 17:25
It sure seems like it would be fun :cool:
Wouldn't know myself. Perhaps the experts could chime in.
On a separate note: Whattheheck!?!?!? :confused:
alcimedes
2004-05-19, 19:51
surprised carol hasn't poked her nose in here. ;)
Windswept
2004-05-19, 20:14
surprised carol hasn't poked her nose in here. ;)
Okay, I'm here now. heh. :D .....because I have learned (the hard way :( ) to read "Today's Posts." :p :p
(...we *REALLY, REALLY* need the laughing smiley - though it's true that I haven't been laughing much in the last day or two. :( :p haha ;) )
I think I'll pass, on commenting about sex.....(especially if Luca is lurking).
I still haven't quite recovered from being called a 'strumpet'. :mad: ;)
Note: PMS on the wane. heh.
Crusader
2004-05-19, 21:11
I still haven't quite recovered from being called a 'strumpet'.
Owww, must be some kind of inside joke I missed :(
mmh, sex ... well, at least there is the new Playboy while my other part is in London.. (where is the smoking smile???)
DMBand0026
2004-05-19, 23:08
Dude, you shouldn't smoke up while looking at playboy, that won't help anything ;)
I think I'll pass, on commenting about sex.....(especially if Luca is lurking).
I still haven't quite recovered from being called a 'strumpet'. :mad: ;)
Do you have to keep bringing that up? Yeesh. I wasn't even saying that you were ACTUALLY a strumpet. I said you were a Strumpet. There's a difference.
Yes, this is an inside joke. You really just had to be there.
:lol:
Dang! :D
It sure seems like it would be fun :cool:
In all seriousness re sex - which is not what the comments in this thread have been about, but I will post on it anyway:
My wife recently recounted to me that after her first experience - a bit later than some (but still long before we met) - she was quite angry. The reason, though, surprised me. I know the very first experience is not great for a lot of women - and a fair number of men as well. Well hers was not great, but it was not lousy either. And what she was angry about was that none of her female friends had really told her that sex was, in fact, fun. Despite all the sexual openness these days, I think that we forget sometimes to emphasize this basic aspect
Windswept
2004-05-20, 20:43
Do you have to keep bringing that up? Yeesh. I wasn't even saying that you were ACTUALLY a strumpet. I said you were a Strumpet. There's a difference.
Yes, this is an inside joke. You really just had to be there.
:lol:
Dang! :D
I guess I just wanted to needle you one last time, Luca. ;)
billybobsky
2004-05-20, 20:45
you two can now take this to the moderator forum... have fun in there guys...
Windswept
2004-05-20, 20:50
you two can now take this to the moderator forum... have fun in there guys...
Heh.
Hard to believe, huh? :) No one was more suprised than I at the 'invite'. :D
Like the cuisine at a fine restaurant... sometimes it's truly amazing. Other times, just good. I think sex can only be "bad" if the person you're with is not compatible with you on some level... or if they have something catchy.
;)
Don't forget Moogs, sex can also be bad if the girl is unexperienced. I can't stand people who just "take it". . . ;)
Windswept
2004-05-20, 22:22
Owww, must be some kind of inside joke I missed :(
Believe it or not, Crusader, the comment was made in the middle of a very long ice cream thread. :eek:
I used to flirt a lot. I don't anymore. :o :p ;) *sigh*
Btw, read everything you can find on the internet about being a good lover. Then try those things the first time you have sex. If you put some time and effort into learning to be a good lover, you will eventually be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. My opinion, anyway. :D
Don't forget Moogs, sex can also be bad if the girl is unexperienced. I can't stand people who just "take it". . . ;)
I suppose this is true. Speaking for myself, other than one of the women I dated in college, the only time I was with an inexperienced woman was when I was fairly inexperienced myself. No big deal in that case; you sort of just experience your way through things and find the positions you both like and whatever.
Fortunately, as an adult, the women I've been with had already developed their own "lovin' style" when I met them. It's always nice when both parties can show the other a few new tricks.
:cool:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... seeeeex...
it's so fun :)
It was great last night!! :D
Windswept
2004-05-25, 20:59
Don't forget Moogs, sex can also be bad if the girl is unexperienced. I can't stand people who just "take it". . . ;)
Don't you think that shy girl from the other thread is probably fairly inexperienced?
Of course, you could *teach* her. ;) :D
The nuances take time. There is something to this long-term monogamy thing.
Don't you think that shy girl from the other thread is probably fairly inexperienced?
Of course, you could *teach* her. ;) :D
Well I have a feeling that things are not going to work out with the shy girl.
But in any case I find when I have to "*teach*" someone, it's not fun for me but I always give it my best effort. But I stress the not fun part.
DMBand0026
2004-05-26, 01:34
So can I not post in this thread since I choose to abstain from sex until marriage?
Whoops...I just posted. :)
Wanna cookie, DMB? ;)
You are missing out... hehe..
He's too busy playing soggy biscuit. :D
Okay, I'm here now. heh. :D .....because I have learned (the hard way :( ) to read "Today's Posts." :p :p
(...we *REALLY, REALLY* need the laughing smiley - though it's true that I haven't been laughing much in the last day or two. :( :p haha ;) )
I think I'll pass, on commenting about sex.....(especially if Luca is lurking).
I still haven't quite recovered from being called a 'strumpet'. :mad: ;)
Note: PMS on the wane. heh.
What's a "strumpet"?
Believe it or not, Crusader, the comment was made in the middle of a very long ice cream thread. :eek:
I used to flirt a lot. I don't anymore. :o :p ;) *sigh*
Btw, read everything you can find on the internet about being a good lover. Then try those things the first time you have sex. If you put some time and effort into learning to be a good lover, you will eventually be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. My opinion, anyway. :D
Egotism is ingrained in one's psyche. It cannot be unlearned. Egotists in life are Egotists in bed. Nothing they can do to change that. And when egotists are otiose to boot, well...then the woman really has a problem.
:p
Windswept
2004-05-26, 22:04
He's too busy playing soggy biscuit. :D
Ah HA!!!! Kickaha, my dear. At *LAST* I have you in my power. :cool: :D
(Carol laughs maliciously, with an evil glint in her eye. heh heh heh) :D :p
Windswept
2004-05-26, 22:11
Egotism is ingrained in one's psyche. It cannot be unlearned. Egotists in life are Egotists in bed. Nothing they can do to change that. And when egotists are otiose to boot, well...then the woman really has a problem.
:p
Only if she's married to the guy.
Egotism...cannot be unlearned.
Do you really think egotistical people can never change?
He's too busy playing soggy biscuit. :D
Give us OS X wisdom, you hear!
Windswept
2004-05-26, 22:17
What's a "strumpet"?
Basically, a loose woman. :o :p
Only if she's married to the guy.
Do you really think egotistical people can never change?
They cannot. An occasional "born-again" or an "epiphany-lke", or an "I and Though-like” experience might prove to be enough to sufficiently modify behavior, but then these people become nuts. They run around proselytizing and cannot see anything else but their "cause". Or else, they become hermetic introverts and engage in navel-gazing 24-7.
Hi guys! Nice forum.
They cannot. An occasional "born-again" or an "epiphany-lke", or an "I and Though-likeî experience might prove to be enough to sufficiently modify behavior, but then these people become nuts. They run around proselytizing and cannot see anything else but their "cause". Or else, they become hermetic introverts and engage in navel-gazing 24-7.
Well, speaking from experience, my brother went through this -- he was an evil egotistical f**k until he found God and got married. Since then, strangely, he seems to have put all of his effort into being an excessively nice person, except with respect to Linux advocacy.
As for sleeping with inexperienced people, I feel extremely glad that I've never slept with anyone less experienced than me. See, there is something to be said for chasing older women! ;)
You speak the truth, especially if a you catch a good one now and then instead of just chasing them.
:devil:
You speak the truth, especially if a you catch a good one now and then instead of just chasing them.
:devil:
Story of my life! :lol:
(I've only ever bothered chasing anyone once, and that was a disaster Ñ the rest chased me)
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