Dr. Seuss Challenge

[kscherer]

Build a rhyme
Just like me
Seuss rhyme-style
One two three

Make it happy
Make it sad
Make it funny
Make it bad

Rules are easy
Nothin' to it
Tap your keyboard
Get right to it

That Dr. Seuss
Had many ways
Of making rhymes
From mayonnaise

So join me in
This type of fun
Bring a riddle
Bring a pun

I've gone first
To set the bar
You go next
Right from your car

Hope you like
My silly game
If you don't
I'm not to blame

:)

[Xaqtly]

I will not play your silly game
I will not play it in the rain
I will not play it in my car
I will not play it in a bar

I will not play it with a mouse
I will not play it with my spouse
I will not play it in my head
I will not play it in my bed

Why must I play this game of yours?
I'd rather watch some Jersey Shores
Or maybe disembowel myself
And place my bowels upon a shelf

Sorry, I guess that I went overboard
This is no place for Jersey Shore
So yes, I will now play your game
There's nothing wrong with going insane

I like this chance to rhyme and mutter
Like Paula Deen eats sticks of butter
It lets my inner weirdness out
But on a leash, with sauerkraut

It's just because I'm Friday-prone
An hour away from going home
The crazies tend to wiggle out
And murgle pflarrg combusti-pout

My flavor's more satirical
Less Dr. Seuss and more Weird Al
The problem is I'm not as funny
My brain's not really fried, just runny

So I'll stop here if you don't mind
Of course you don't, that's being kind
But I'm all wired and full of sass
So you, my friends, can kiss my grits.

[kscherer]

:lol:

Nice!

[Brad]

Mining cube blocks
Day by day
Unearth minerals
Shout hooray!

Brown blocks grey blocks
Must mine farther
Digging downward
Oh shit lava!

Blue stone red stone
Glow stone too
Among the gems
You'll find this zoo

Creeper creeps
Zombie moans
Skellie shoots
From rattling bones

From caves above you
Drops a spider
And then you see
Its Skellie rider

You realize now
You are their pawn
Then BOOM! goes Creeper
You're back at spawn

Kill the cattle
Skin their hide
Mount the pig
you wish to ride

He finds the edge
of your mining pit
Fall down with piggie
Achievement get!

Mining cube blocks
Day by day
With friends online
Is how we play

[kscherer]

One pop, two pop, three pop, four
So much pop I'm on the floor

Orange pop, grape pop, coca-cola
Monster, redbull, rock-and-rolla

Sugar, water, add some fiz
Lights my head up with a diz

Caramel color, red number five
I'm Big and fat but still alive

Dr. Pepper, Shasta, Tab
I've found the source of all my flab

Seven-up, Sprite and Dew
So much pop I'm gonna spew

Sick and tired of pop in here
Gonna pour myself a BEER!