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murbot

2011-09-16, 10:53

World's Funniest Analogies (https://plus.google.com/100612175927429294541/posts/c6MWreA6TB6#100612175927429294541/posts/c6MWreA6TB6)

I read this last night on my iPhone and laughed so much it pissed my wife off who was trying to go to sleep. There are some real doozies in here. :lol:

SKMDC

2011-09-16, 11:50

it reads like a Zach Gallifinikis' stand up routine

Kyros

2011-09-16, 12:29

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't."

I couldn't read past this. Not only a blatant ripoff of Douglas Adams, it entirely misses the point of his original analogy. Now I'm going to be irritated for the rest of the day. Thanks. :lol:

Majost

2011-09-16, 12:47

Trying to remember that Douglas Adams line was pestering me. I looked it up:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

GSpotter

2011-09-16, 13:10

Somehow reminds me of "The world according to student bloopers (http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~norman/Jokes-file/StudentBloopers.htm)" ;)

murbot

2011-09-16, 13:16

This one was posted in comments on Google+:

"She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs."

:lol:

Robo

2011-09-16, 19:43

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever" and "A shot rung out, as shots are wont to do" have long been two of my all-time favorites. :D

I'm pretty sure the whole thing is fake, though. Exactly like two hummingbirds who are also fake. :p

Kickaha

2011-09-16, 20:33

"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law George. But unlike George, this plan just might work."

Niiiiiiiiiiice...

Maciej

2011-09-16, 20:48

Brightened up my day.

dmegatool

2011-09-16, 22:44