InactionMan
2004-06-04, 22:58
Ever had an inane question that needed answering but didn't have your Magic 8 Ball handy? What about more pressing questions about life that are simply too grand for tea leaves? Maybe your terrified of Tarot Cards. Thanks to the Good Book all your questions can easily be answered no matter the width or breadth!
To get started, grab your Bible and think of a question. Now close your eyes, flip to a page and point to a passage. With a little interpretation, all your questions will be answered.
Let's Try!
Will AI.org flourish and become the most loved Mac site in all the lands?
...and his sons cast them out from serving as priests to the Lord, and he appointed his own priests for the high places...They strengthened the Kingdom...(Chronicles 2:11:13)
How about that? Kinda fitting given the whole split from .com and whatnot. It looks like we're going to be okay.
Now let's see if we can peer into the future of our favourite computer company...
Will Steve Jobs deliver on his promise to have a 3Ghz PowerMac for this years WWDC?
Your eyes will see the king in his beauty; they will behold a land that stretches afar. (Isaiah 33:17)
I'll take that as a resounding "yes"! But what about the G5 iMac?
As soon as they saw it, they were astounded, they were in panic, they took to flight; (Psalms 48:5)
Huh. This could be construed as either very good or very bad. Drat.
And lastly, a more personal question. Does Bible Dipping guarantee me a spot in Hell's hot fires?
...he is a murderer; the murderer shall be put to death. The avenger of blood shall himself put the murderer to death...(Numbers 35:16)
Crap. That doesn't seem like a very positive response. :mad: Anyone else want to have a go at it? What questions to you have that need a good Bible Dipping? :devil:
To get started, grab your Bible and think of a question. Now close your eyes, flip to a page and point to a passage. With a little interpretation, all your questions will be answered.
Let's Try!
Will AI.org flourish and become the most loved Mac site in all the lands?
...and his sons cast them out from serving as priests to the Lord, and he appointed his own priests for the high places...They strengthened the Kingdom...(Chronicles 2:11:13)
How about that? Kinda fitting given the whole split from .com and whatnot. It looks like we're going to be okay.
Now let's see if we can peer into the future of our favourite computer company...
Will Steve Jobs deliver on his promise to have a 3Ghz PowerMac for this years WWDC?
Your eyes will see the king in his beauty; they will behold a land that stretches afar. (Isaiah 33:17)
I'll take that as a resounding "yes"! But what about the G5 iMac?
As soon as they saw it, they were astounded, they were in panic, they took to flight; (Psalms 48:5)
Huh. This could be construed as either very good or very bad. Drat.
And lastly, a more personal question. Does Bible Dipping guarantee me a spot in Hell's hot fires?
...he is a murderer; the murderer shall be put to death. The avenger of blood shall himself put the murderer to death...(Numbers 35:16)
Crap. That doesn't seem like a very positive response. :mad: Anyone else want to have a go at it? What questions to you have that need a good Bible Dipping? :devil: