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kscherer
Which way is up?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boyzeee
 
2021-04-28, 15:34

Dagobah is flat, you silly!

And, duh, clearly the earth is flat, since I can see my truck on the other side of the parking lot. If the world was round, my truck would disappear behind the pavement stripes!



Actually, it makes sense that this is how it all got started. Someone made a flippant joke, someone else spread it along until it landed in the lap of a Hobbit hiding in its hole, and then the Hobbit got all hot-n-bothered by the "conspiracy" and ran off to Mordor to destroy the big, bad, Mason-Klingon, whilst dragging along a bunch of innocent—but gullible—buddies and putting their lives in peril for save Padmé!

And Star Wars is real, dammit!

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