[Hassan i Sabbah]

Finished. 11:30 pm GMT (daylight saving) and I'm done. Didn't need to squash the airport or execute any dark scripts, just got on and did it.

Good work, got it done before the week drops, and it's going to be a hardcore week (lots of writing, too much writing to do) and I agreed to act as the driver for a German TV crew covering the royal wedding for a fee of £1,250 because I'm strapped for cash.

I resolved not to buy any tobacco so I couldn't burn a tree, as Snoop Dogg might put it, and I believe this was key, although I am going to rectify that immediately.

Thanks for your help. Freak, I'm especially looking at you. Couldn't have got it done without you. Really.