Jeez, dude...just drive the ol' bobsled
straight into hell why don't you?
I know damn good and well there's a dedicated "Murbot Memorial Cave & Fire Lake" section down there.
"Between the bear story and the Ferris wheel thing, I have to say, son, you are one devious little sonofbitch...welcome aboard, we've been needing some folks like you around here. Shuffleboard and bingo at 11:00...go put on some sunscreen. And don't look at me that way, it freaks me out and
I'm the Devil, no less!".
Just tell him you're gunning for his job, and that he'd better watch his ass.