Hey, BBC had both articles linked on their front page. It's like a train wreck of humanity... how am I supposed to ignore such things?
Actually the Cello Scrotum thing was a hoax (for those who couldn't bare to look at the thread)... some doctor made it up as a gag in the 70s after hearing about the "guitar nipple" syndrome, which I guess referred to women who had a sore boob after playing guitar for extended periods of time?