I'm also going to take a crack at this. Should be fun, but I'm certainly no wordsmith (as my forum posts show). So please go easy on me. I'll try not to be as bad as
Garth Marenghi, but you never know.
I've already done about 1000 words towards it, and I think it's going to end up around the 5000 mark. Is that too long?
Also how do you guys feel about illustrations? There is one scene, or rather one image from the story that I'd love to draw if I get the time.