Wow. This thread got Serious Business, fast.
I promise that I am not lying to strangers on the Internet about the breakage history of my IKEA furniture.
I am a little puzzled, though, by the "or you are buying things that can not break" bit. Wouldn't that mean the furniture I purchased is...durable? It seems kind of weird to say that all IKEA furniture breaks, and that the stuff that doesn't "doesn't count."
The rest, about me being full of myself or whatever, doesn't really warrant a reply.
. You're certainly warranted to your opinion, Internet Stranger Dude, but considering no one who knows me thinks I'm like that I won't have any trouble sleeping at night.
On my IKEA mattress.
