Dear Lady in Honda Civic,
If you're going to be a jackass and whiz past me to then double park in the bike lane, at least have the common fucking decency to take 2 seconds and look for me (and maybe let me pass) before opening your door and nearly making my day suck very very much. You bitch.
love,
me.
Seen a man standin' over a dead dog lyin' by the highway in a ditch
He's lookin' down kinda puzzled pokin' that dog with a stick
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