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Ryan
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Promise Land of Trustafarians
 
2015-10-12, 13:36

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Originally Posted by Luca View Post
I like this. Fight crazy with crazy. Try to beat him at his own game. Make sure to look up some conspiracy theories and some key tinfoil hat terminology. Maybe drop an "Illuminati reptilian" in there. Suggest foods high in antioxidants, which counteract the "oxidizing effects of electrical infetterence in the air." Maybe give him a bottle of pomegranate juice or something. Better yet, Russell Wilson's Recovery Water, which can reverse the effects of a concussion by strengthening the blood-brain barrier.
Next time you and your girlfriend are on the elevator with him, start talking in tongues with hushed voices.
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