So for the first chunk of the article, I'm wondering how the hell pepper spray counts as attempted murder... even habañero...
Then a BB gun... and I'm still thinking WTF? Attempted Murder?
But somehow I'm thinking the steel mallet and blades and trash bags and gloves aren't for manicuring a croquet pitch.
If they'd found lighter fluid and matches and a note saying she was going to "Columbia the B*tch", that's guilty
and just plain bad form.
