5) If I'm ever slow to respond to a question, or if I ever seem to get stuck behind a door, or if I generally act slightly retarded, it's probably my connection. I probably tried to answer your question but my answer won't appear until five minutes later, when it will make no sense.
This is also why sometimes I don't kill sheep; sometimes it can take a ton of attempted hits and a lot of waiting just to get one hit to register, much less a second. Please be patient with us poor unfortunate WiMAX users (i.e., me).
Also, if I do something actually stupid, or inconsiderate, please tell me. I don't want to be a jerk. In Minecraft.
If I'm a jerk here, it's probably for a good reason.