My wife (and our daughter, and her f**king mother) want our new dog to be a sucky little Shitzu.
I had to miss part of the hockey game last night to go and buy f**king apple juice, because one of my daughters suddenly HATES ORANGE JUICE?!
Today I am driving 3 hours to take my wife to a Sarah F**king McLaughlan concert in Calgary.
I haven't been laid in over a week.
My balls ache.
Help me.
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