Sorry. But it's true. That's an obnoxious little device.
If it ever takes off, I'll guarantee you it'll figure prominently into an episode of "Cops", where two mullet-sporting rednecks wind up beating the living shit out of some guy for zapping the Tennessee-Alabama game with 12 seconds left to go.
Shirtless Guy #1: "Hell-fire, officer...that sumbitch - I don't mean no disrespect - done when and turned off the [bleep] TV..."
Shirtless/Toothless Guy #2: "Why, hell yeah...we HAD to whoop his ass...aw man, why you gettin' yer handcuffs out, man?"
This device ever becomes a huge trend, the job of your average beat cop just got 500x more complicated, messy and dangerous. Think of all the disturbance calls he'd be responding to, of the domestic and tavern variety.
