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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2021-09-17, 09:20

Those are the ones that get me. “Hey, wait a minute…”.

I will never forget my all-time favorite from two decades ago. I can’t even remember what it was for, but it ran on the radio when I lived in San Diego. Might’ve been some weight loss thing?

- gas with oily discharge
- loose stools
- frequent bowel movements AND the inability to control them

That’s just the trifecta of awesome!

How about you put down the Doritos and maybe join a gym or something?

“I lost 55 pounds in three weeks and I’ve never felt, or looked, better! I am, however, shitting myself at the office 1-3 times a day so my social life hasn’t improved one bit.”

Imagine that.
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