No bottles of liquor on the airplane for sure.
If you can't bring the loot in unless it's from duty free, then bring an easily-flattened empty duffle bag with you, break it out of the suitcase once you're through customs, stuff your bottles or box in there and smile innocently in the knowledge you're depriving a cab driver of 72 virgins. Allah does not forgive such careless oversights. The cabby should've *known* not to work in a land full of devils and drunks! By the way, what do good Muslim women get when they die, 72 consecutive orgasms? 72 shiny new bathing suits that they were never allowed to wear in life? 72 Oven mits? Seems patently unfair to give dead guys endless heavenly sex but not give women something comparable. Or do women still have to wear burlap bags over their bodies in heaven?
Oh wait, wait wait... I know. Upon dying and reaching heaven, all women are -of course- given back their virgin bodies so that they can service all the dead guys. I get in now. It's all clear to me.
