Okay, a quick break from the power grid/education/fingerpointing...
For those unable to master the intricacies of Tide Pod and cinnamon challenges, you’re in luck!
All you need is some Gorilla Glue, stage 4 attention whoredom and no functioning brain cells.
Any time I make a wisecrack along the lines of “oh man, next they’ll be be...”, I’ll be damned if real life doesn’t come along and beat me to the punch.
“There’s
no way people would shoot peanut butter-coated bottle rockets up their butthole. Right? I mean...”
TikTok: hold my Red Bull
Wait for it...the Skippy Challenge. You heard it here first.
PS - And I was going to make a comment about "I'm sure the inevitable GoFundMe page is being set up as we speak...". And then I skimmed down and saw where that was (allegedly) already a thing too. I cannot keep up with real-life idiocy, no matter how quick-on-the-draw I try to be!
