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The Onion get's my vote...

And I am so pleased to hear the comments above about the President and his office being representatives of the people, and not a monarchy! Unfotunately we are living in a world where "free democracy" is becoming a code word for "fascist dictatorship", and the servants of the public believe they are actually royalty and the peasants who elected them should pay tithes and shut up until spoken to. That is not the way it should be.

I think we need more of the Onion, and less of our current breed of 'politicians' on a global scale.