Hmmmm... lemme see if I can follow her "logic".
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Originally Posted by teh article
On Sunday night, she found CDs inside the home containing images of nude women and lost control, authorities said.
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So after 15 years of living with that goddess, he maybe has images of non-fugly nekkid chicks.
Unbelievable and totally an excuse to get out the iron...
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Originally Posted by Cook County State's Attorney's Office
"The defendant confronted the victim, got a gun and shot him multiple times, including two to the head," said Andy Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office.
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So after six generous applications of Chanel #.357, she's still pissed... and unsatisfied, apparently...
...and then, obviously in order to
really make him suffer...
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Originally Posted by dead horse flogging department
Strowder also went to the garage and smashed the headlights of her boyfriend's motorcycle, smashed out the windows of his car, and scratched the nickname of one of the porn models in the photographs into the side of his car, prosecutors said.
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See what I did to your ride, already dead guy?
How's that for hitting it, um... already dead beotch.
That'll teach you to prefer other booty and brains to mine. I got more of bothses!
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