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murbot
Hoonigan
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2005-01-18, 21:57

When I was about 10, my sister got this wicked nosebleed, so my mom and aunt took her into the bathroom. She's over the sink, and has this wicked sneeze, spewing blood and a thick river of snot out of her nose and down her face. It was so gross that it made her puke. So we're talking a face (and bathroom mirror) full of snot, blood, and vomit.

I walked in just in time to see her puke. I looked for a second, gagged, and moved just quick enough to get my own puke into the bathtub.

She puked again into the sink, and I puked again into the bathtub.

It was like Stand by Me without the pies, or Tucker Max without the Astroglide, wine, seafood, and fecal matter.

Sadly, this is not one of my made-up stories.

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