Dear Subway,
Your pricing is weird. A turkey footlong is $6.50. A turkey and ham footlong is $5.00. You charge people $1.50 to not give them ham.
It's like you're saying "fuck you, Jews!"
Subway, why do you feel you can charge kosher-keepers a Jew Tax? Perhaps it's because you think all Jews are rich bankers, hmm? You know what your food tastes like, Subway? Antisemitism.
Except the raspberry cheesecake cookies. Those are goddamn delicious.
Offendedly yours,
Robo
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