Somewhere in the spammer handbook (and you know there is one) must be a section/rule regarding "be sure to add your bullcrap to threads no newer than 12 years". Don't they realize that's a huge tip-off? There are plenty of active, current threads going on here (COVID, TV shows, new iPhones, etc.). Drop into one of those to hawk your wares; why dig up up decade-plus-old, long dormant threads to sell vibrators and the like?
Also, the passive-aggressive snark/dig in her(?) post wasn't lost on me. Seems she was firing a shot across the bow of basement-dwelling Mac nerds who'd view product rollout events/keynotes as their own kind of porn.
Being an annoying spammer apparently isn't enough, so why not add insolent twat to the mix? I'm sure that always translates into sales!