I've seen this commercial about 10-12 times now - it's constantly airing - and I still don't know WTF this bear is saying. Or the woman, for that matter (and I checked...it's not a foreign language version).
Can anyone translate? That bear's voice is impossible to understand, all that high-pitched squealing. And she's a world-class mumbler.
My attempt:
Bear: "Snuggle's delicious. And it's foggy blue with tits and I like bears, a hundred dates!"
Bear at end: "Nope this is from my Dewars. Stop pretending!" (I
knew the little bastard was drinking). And it appears he's a mean drunk as well.
If you watch it without the audio (recommended), it looks like the woman gets taken over by a vengeful, evil spirit, maliciously controlling her body. Dub in some creepy, atonal music and give that bear some glowing eyes via After Effects and you've got a whole other vibe.
That aside, I would love to know what the hell is going on in this commercial.