That looks like absolute shit on a biscuit, with a side order of “who asked for this?!”. And I’m sorry, but could they have found a more unappealing, off-putting kid for the lead role? Little M. Culkin was kinda cute and endearing. How did that dumpy kid come out of such a hot mom?
Seriously, this looks awful. You can practically
hear the laughs not being had.
Somebody in a really swanky office, wearing a suit that probably costs more than everything in my closet, greenlit this. On purpose.
