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Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2008-06-10, 14:49

Or his lumpy jaw.

Meantime, I feel an apology to beer-loving Americans everywhere is in order.

This is where the press should start having fun with him...

P: "So you maybe have an issue with people drinking too much beer in this country... alcoholism?"

M: "No, no... I love beer!"

P: "So you're saying you drink a lot of beer then... would you say it's a dangerous amount?"

M: "No I mean I love the taste of a good beer, like many of my fellow Americans. I only have a few."

P: "Alcoholics Anonymous says one of the warning signs of addiction is claiming that the person has only "had a few"... do you agree with this?"

M: "Uh... yes... well, no... I mean..."


...into the light of a dark black night.
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