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Originally Posted by 709
"solid green" arrow to me means "get your ass moving this way right now"  If I were to follow that and get T-boned you can be sure I'd be filing a lawsuit against the city for fucked-up signage and damage*.
*and mental anguish for turning my world upside-down, for years of therapy, paying for my driving license, having someone who knew all the answers take the semi-yearly tests, and rent-free living on the Riverwalk for my lifetime because, you know, the sound of water is soothing and would lessen my trauma. Hooray America! |
How appropriate...
Dear Drivers of Westchester County, NY:
Common sense, learn it.
When you see an oncoming vehicle approaching a red light traveling downhill on wet roads and the signal turns green (no advance arrow), do not attempt to gun your car across the three lane intersection in an non-signaled left turn in order to try and jump the traffic of 5 cars at 9PM on a Thursday.
I really don't need to hassle of trying to wade through the paperwork of the company rental car being totaled from my hospital bed.
Sincerely,
A better driver than you that will soon be bringing down a pickup truck to put you bastards in the ground the next time you try it.
