I uh... I made.... yah, ya see it's this thing that...
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well, think of it as a...
a...
Yah, pretty much I got nothin. How's a brotha supposed to compete with Brad's Nerf-Rail-Gun and Chainmail anyway? I think Brad just wanted to put us all to shame under the guise of a well-meaning thread. Way to go, Brad. Creative bastard.