Apple is obviously on the ropes. Doomed, I’d say.
- J. Dvorak
The real tragedy here, of course, is that these things didn’t get a 12-minute segment during Monday’s event.
“And now, to tell you more about this groundbreaking cleaning device is Kelley Coffman, Senior VP of Fiber Technologies at Apple.”
“Thanks, Tim. For decades, Apple has led the way in…”
**8 minutes later**
“Thanks, Chris. As you can see, the design and manufacturing of this cleaning cloth is like no other in the industry. But there’s more. To tell you all about this cloth’s commitment to environmental justice, I’m going to turn it over to…”.
Hopefully colors next year? And perhaps even a larger, slightly thicker (but still sleek and attractive) Cloth Pro for $29. *fingers crossed*
When both of those come to be in 8-12 months you remember this post and chuckle to yourselves!
“I thought Paul was just being silly, but damned if he didn’t nail it! Who knew that idiot had insider sources?!”
