Or his lumpy jaw.
Meantime, I feel an apology to beer-loving Americans everywhere is in order.
This is where the press should start having fun with him...
P: "So you maybe have an issue with people drinking too much beer in this country... alcoholism?"
M: "No, no... I love beer!"
P: "So you're saying you drink a lot of beer then... would you say it's a dangerous amount?"
M: "No I mean I love the taste of a good beer, like many of my fellow Americans. I only have a few."
P: "Alcoholics Anonymous says one of the warning signs of addiction is claiming that the person has only "had a few"... do you agree with this?"
M: "Uh... yes... well, no... I mean..."